New shirt: “Opiate”

First hit’s always free…

New shirt: “Free Bernie”

He sure “made off” with a lot of money!

New shirt: “Horny.”

You know it’s not really a bone. More like a big deposit of keratin, calcium, and melanin.

That’s what she said!

New shirt: “I Friended Your Mom”

Your mom’s like Yahoo: People still use her but Google is better.

New shirt: “The Shocker”

Shocking!

New shirt: “What Would Picard Do?”

Ask yourself constantly to stay on the right path.

New shirt: “Fuck China”

The Dalai Lama probably isn’t thinking this.

New shirt: “Legalize It”

At least consider decriminalizing it.

New shirt: “Seven Dirty Words”

If you wear this on TV they have to blur you out.

New design: “FAP!”

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